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你昨晚不是问过了吗？又来？

如果发生以下事情将会怎么样？：

1.人一旦说了谎就变绿；
答：很好，戴绿帽别人看不出来

2.14岁就能拿驾照；
答：也没什么，美国就16岁拿驾照，也不见有什么问题

3.不能当飞行员或者医生；
答：那很多人会失业

4.10岁以上的孩子就能参加工作；
答：什么？中国的劳动力还不够廉价吗？

5.你家附近发现了金子；
答：这不是问题，问题是，是不是我在我家附件发现了金子

6.有部电影在你学校开拍；
答：我去镜头前面抢拍

7.公共场所禁止吸烟；
答：那肯定没人敢上厕所（人都躲到厕所里抽去了，进去就被熏死）

8.茶的价格涨了三倍；
答：改做茶农

如果发生以下事情你将如何应对？：

1.你被邀请到主席的花园派对；
答：好啊，升职有机会了~！

2.你拍的照片在展览会上拿一等奖；
答：问问主持人在哪领奖金

3.你发现老师偷摘邻居的苹果；
答：叫他给封口费...

4.推销员打电话向你推销电子词典；
答：我反向他推销手机

5.当你想休假的时候算命的叫你不要去旅行；
答：毛主席说过，不要迷信

6.放假却天天下雨；
答：要学会感恩生活，下雨有下雨的好啊

7.一个陌生的人向你递情书；
答：看他/她帅不帅/美不美

8.床下发现蛇；
答：赶快去文具店买支笛...吹...

9.迷失在深林里；
答：有困难，找警察

10.总记不住数字；
答：那就写成汉字的形式

11.有人当着你面打孩子；
答：宁教橘宴人打仔，莫教人分妻...

12.在图书馆的书里发现夹着100块；
答：交上这样的好运你还想怎么样？

13.你朋友说不喜欢你送的礼轮森物；
答：叫他还回来

14.突然发现自己吃了菠菜就能隐形；
答：赶快吃点别的看能不能还原~！

15.帮人看孩子的时候打破了人家的名贵花瓶；
答：买个赝品~~你懂的啦：）

16.你邀请别人吃完饭他却忘记来了；
答：你也假装忘记

17.你忘记邀请了四个人吃午饭，他们来的时候你却发现食物不够；
答：请他们到酒家啊~~

18.一个小伙走到你跟前，腊伍亩送你一支红玫瑰并说你是他这么久以来认识的最可爱的人；
答：那他肯定是骗子，这种话他说过1000多次了

19.你答应母亲现在就要打电话给她，却发觉自己没带一分钱；
答：跪在地上扮乞丐...

20.晚上失眠
答：去美国发展去，刚好没时差。

1. You were invited to the Chairman's garden party?
I will invit my friends.

2. A photograph of yours won first prize at an exhibition?
I wiil thanks for my parents.

3. You saw your teacher picking apples from her neighbors tree?
I will stop he/she to do that.

4. A salesman called at your house and tried to sell you an electronic dictionary
I will be willing to buy one.

5. Your horoscope warned you against traveling when you want to go on holiday?
I will not belive that things,and I will go somewhere I like.

6. It rained every day of your holiday?
I will study at home,then I will get a good greats.

7. You got a love letter from somebody that you did not know?
I will conceal it.

8. You found a snake under your bed?
I will feed it.

9. You got lost on a walk in the woods?
I will call my parents or polisman.

10. You were not able to remember numbers?
I will write them down.

11 somebody hit a small child in your presence?
I will hit he/she then I will take the child go his/her home.

12. You found a 100 quai note in your library book?
I will give it to the library manager.

13. Your friend said she did not like the gift that you gave her?
I will think it's just a joke!

14. You suddenly found out that you could become invisible by eating spinach?
I will buy many spinach.

15. You broke an expensive vase while you were babysitting at a friends house?
I Will buy a same one to he/she.

16. You invited someone to dinner, but they forgot to come?
I will invite them another time.

17. You forgot that you had invited 4 people to lunch and had no food in your house when they arrived?
I will treat they to a restaurant

18. A young man came up to you, gave you a red rose and said you were the loveliest person he had seen in a long time?
I will say thanks to him.

19. You noticed that you hadn't got any money on you and you had promised to ring your mother from a phone at exactly this time?
I will borrow my friend's phone.

20. You could not sleep at night?
I will get up and drink a cup of hot milk.

累死我了~！

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